"The Office" Quote of the Day
Written by wrigleyville   
Wednesday, 30 January 2008
To ease my suffering through the Hollywood writer's strike, and to hopefully gain a few chuckles and masculine butt pats from my peers, I've decided to rehash some of my favorite quotes from my favorite TV show--"The Office."

Today's installment comes to us via a genius exchange between Jim and Dwight, as Dwight is "interrogating" Jim regarding the discarded joint (marijuana cigarette, for the lay person) found in the Dunder-Mifflin parking lot. Keep in mind that Dwight is dressed in full Lackawana County volunteer police officer regalia as the "interrogation" occurs. The following hilarity ensues:

Jim: "I'm just saying you can't be sure that it wasn't you."

Dwight: "That's ridiculous. Of course it wasn't me."

Jim [holds up a picture of marijuana]: "Marijuana is a memory loss drug. So maybe you just don't remember."

Dwight [cautiously]: "I would remember."

Jim: "How could you, if it just erased your memory?"

Dwight [growing angry]: "That's not how it works!"

Jim [calmly]: "Now, how do you know how it works?"

Dwight: "Knock it off! Okay, now I am interviewing YOU!"

Jim: "No, you said that I'd be conducting the interviewing when I walked in here. [raising voice] NOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH POT DID YOU SMOKE?"

[Dwight looks confusedly into the camera.]

And, scene. It's hilarious how Jim plays on Dwight's idiocracies. Brilliant! I also like how earlier in this episode, when Jim notices Dwight walk in the office wearing his uniform, he tells him "You look cute today, Dwight." Dwight's response: "Thanks, girl." Nice.

Last night's episoded (on TBS) was the one where Andy recorded all four parts of "Rockin' Robin" on his cell phone as a ring tone. This is the one episode where I think I actually laughed the most, especially when Jim hid the cell phone in the ceiling and Andy flipped out and punched a hole in the wall. Wow...watching Andy is almost as hard as watching Michael.

Anyhow, here's to three more days of the work week. 16 days until pitchers and catchers report.

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