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Written by wrigleyville
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Wednesday, 30 January 2008 |
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To ease my suffering through the Hollywood writer's strike, and to hopefully gain a few chuckles and masculine butt pats from my peers, I've decided to rehash some of my favorite quotes from my favorite TV show--"The Office." Today's installment comes to us via a genius exchange between Jim and Dwight, as Dwight is "interrogating" Jim regarding the discarded joint (marijuana cigarette, for the lay person) found in the Dunder-Mifflin parking lot. Keep in mind that Dwight is dressed in full Lackawana County volunteer police officer regalia as the "interrogation" occurs. The following hilarity ensues: Jim: "I'm just saying you can't be sure that it wasn't you." Dwight: "That's ridiculous. Of course it wasn't me." Jim [holds up a picture of marijuana]: "Marijuana is a memory loss drug. So maybe you just don't remember." Dwight [cautiously]: "I would remember." Jim: "How could you, if it just erased your memory?" Dwight [growing angry]: "That's not how it works!" Jim [calmly]: "Now, how do you know how it works?" Dwight: "Knock it off! Okay, now I am interviewing YOU!" Jim: "No, you said that I'd be conducting the interviewing when I walked in here. [raising voice] NOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH POT DID YOU SMOKE?" [Dwight looks confusedly into the camera.] And, scene. It's hilarious how Jim plays on Dwight's idiocracies. Brilliant! I also like how earlier in this episode, when Jim notices Dwight walk in the office wearing his uniform, he tells him "You look cute today, Dwight." Dwight's response: "Thanks, girl." Nice. Last night's episoded (on TBS) was the one where Andy recorded all four parts of "Rockin' Robin" on his cell phone as a ring tone. This is the one episode where I think I actually laughed the most, especially when Jim hid the cell phone in the ceiling and Andy flipped out and punched a hole in the wall. Wow...watching Andy is almost as hard as watching Michael. Anyhow, here's to three more days of the work week. 16 days until pitchers and catchers report. Labels: The Office
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