Felix Needs To Unpack His Luggage

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March 10, 2008

Felix Needs To Unpack His Luggage

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Felix Pie will undergo "testicular torsion" to fix his twisted testicle. Cubs.com says he'll be back in three to five days.

I, for one, would miss more than three to five days if my testicle was torsioned. I was going to post some details on the procedure, but it made my junk hurt to read about it. If you like, you can read about it here.

Pervert.

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Posted by <img src="http://www.blogge, March 11, 2008 3:18 AM

And here I thought we could start using One Nut again.

Posted by <img src="http://www.blogge, March 11, 2008 9:38 AM

I like how "testicular torsion" made it into the tags for this post.

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