March 19, 2008

This Is All Nutsack's Fault

I'm sorry, Kerry. I warned Nutsack not to get all cocky, but he wouldn't stop. And now you're broken.

Lou tries (and fails) to make us feel better about Kerry Wood's latest malady:

"It's a little bit of a setback but nothing, nothing serious," Cubs manager Lou Piniella said Wednesday. "It's a minor thing he goes through every spring."

You see, Lou, the "minor thing he goes through every spring" is no minor thing.

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12 Comments on "This Is All Nutsack's Fault"

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Posted by <img src="http://www.blogge, March 19, 2008 4:16 PM

But, I jinx-super jinxed it! This wasn't supposed to happen!!!

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Posted by <img src="http://www.blogge, March 19, 2008 4:22 PM

ass.

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Posted by <img src="http://www.blogge, March 19, 2008 4:25 PM

Back spasms do not equal shoulder falling off...last time I checked.

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Posted by <img src="http://www.blogge, March 19, 2008 4:29 PM

That just occurred to me, too.

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Posted by <img src="http://www.blogge, March 19, 2008 4:29 PM

Yeah, until he hears a pop in his shoulder because he's overcompensating for a back injury.

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Posted by <img src="http://www.blogge, March 19, 2008 4:32 PM

um, have you not been paying attention? nothing is ever minor with kerry or the cubs pitchers.

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Posted by <img src="http://www.blogge, March 19, 2008 4:34 PM

ass.

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Posted by <img src="http://www.blogger.c, March 19, 2008 4:54 PM

Or more accurately:Unshunned: assShunned.

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Posted by <img src="http://www.blogger.c, March 19, 2008 4:54 PM

Wrigleyville, I think you meant:Unshun - ass.Shun.

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Posted by <img src="http://www.blogge, March 19, 2008 4:57 PM

thank you, matt. that is correct.

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Posted by <img src="http://www.blogge, March 19, 2008 5:04 PM

Matt, that was clutch. You get a prize.

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Posted by <img src="http://www.blogger.c, March 20, 2008 12:30 PM

But I thought this wa sthe year he'd be healthy.....weird.

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