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The Cubs have tried everything apparently to get rid of Kerry Wood's blisters:

Cubs trainer Mark O'Neal tried several remedies, including pickle juice, to no avail. Hendry said Wood has seen three doctors, and joked that he may have even attempted the "Moises Alou approach." Alou is known to urinate on his hands to limit calluses.

The Moises Alou approach only works when Moises Alou does it, so the Cubs would need to track him down to pee on Kerry's hands.

Labels: Chicago Cubs, Kerry Wood, Moises Alou, Pee