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Written by wrigleyville
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Thursday, 26 November 2009 |
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Dave Kaplan proves just what a swell guy he is over at his blog with his "The Hottest Wives and Girlfriends in Sports" post.
Charmingly, he refers to all of the players' wives by their husbands' names - but allows them to have their own first names in parentheses, as in:
Mrs. Zach Greinke (Emily)
Mrs. Aaron Boone (Laura)
Mrs. Brian Roberts (Diana)
And what about the girlfriends who aren't so lucky to have become Mrs. Their Husband's Full Name? Merely possessions:
Derek Jeter's girlfriend (Minka Kelly)
Mike Fisher's girlfriend (Carrie Underwood)
Reggie Bush's girlfriend (Kim Kardashian)
In related news, the Taliban strongly endorsed Kaplan's post.
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